LIQUID SOSA MAN

I’m annoyed at this schmuck who mocked me in a conversation.
Blocked me each time I tried to butt in.
Necktied fool thought he was cool among his colleagues.
Nope, he was a pain like clogged arteries.

Well, I’ve had enough!

Time to change costume.
I just gotta find me the nearest phone booth first.
There it is.

Tantananan!
I am Liquid Sosa Man!
And I’m here to unclog evil scum like you!

So you think you’re better than I am you pretentious yuppie sucker ha?
You think you can hide your jolog roots by wearing that necktie hmm?
Well, take that you filthy scum!
And take this you filthy scum!
And take that again you filthy scum!
And take this again you filthy scum!

I’ll put an end to you choking humanity once and for all!
Time to unleash my secret weapon!
FEEL THE MIGHTY RUSH OF MY ULTRA MAGNETIC POWER FLUSH! (FLUUUZZZZCH!!!)
Down the drain you go you evil scumbag!

I hope this serves as a lesson to all of you evil disgusting clogs out there.
Never mock Liquid Sosa Man!

Music: tantanan tanan tanan

Thanks to Liquid Sosa Man the world is a much cleaner and safer place to live in once more…