9 TO 5 DRUG

9 to 5 blood courses through his veins once again.
Thanks to a drug injected by a new ad agency.
Cured him from months of physical and financial atrophy (disease was never mental).

Now he is on his way to full recovery.
Sees life in a different light now, I suppose.
My guess is it's a bit brighter.
TOUGHNESS-TO-FACE-THE-WORLD tablets can do that to you.
Well...that's what my studies show.

I only pray that he never forgets to drink his regular prescribed medication.
Helped him a lot during his 5-month affliction.

Prescription says:
Rx
Patient is to take a minimum dosage of 8 bottles of beer every weekend.
Failing to do so will lead to heart problems, suffered by a friend.